Joke of the Day

Trees always make me nervous. They seem a bit shady.

I used to work at the bank, but I lost interest.

I used to be a baker, but I never made enough dough.

What is the fastest liquid on Earth? Milk! It’s pasteurized before you ever see it!

What award do dentists receive? A little plaque.

Everyone knows geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!